Climate change denies the existence of Trumps presidency

In a bold move today, Climate change has publicly denied that trump is president.  Sources close to climate change informed The Satira that this statement was issued after repeatedly being ignored and denied by Trump and his administration.  When contacted for comment, Climate change issued the following statement, "He didn't even win the popular vote, and that was with Russia's help.  You can impeach for incompetence, he has been impeachable since the first day, the elections fraudulent, his credentials are fraudulent, and he isn't the president of the united states.  He can't even argue with me because he wont admit I exist, what is he going to do, deport me to Puerto Rico?"
The Satira attempted to contact Trump, but have not received a response.

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