One of the workers, Chuck Drivers, contacted The Satira with the full account of the incident.
The Satira: Thank you for your courage Chuck, can you tell us what happened?
Chuck Drivers: See basically, she was coming by, so we stopped you know. Larry said she had some fat titties, Paul said he'd like to tune the motor on such a fine slut machine, I yelled that if she was a sperm bank I'd die of dehydration. You know, paying her compliments, building her up, being nice.
The Satira: Ok sure, and you said that is when the problem started?
Chuck Drivers: This broad bro, she musta been raggin or something, we get nothing, no wave, no smile, not even a look, she just keeps walkin like her coffee is more important than us.
The Satira: And how did Mrs. Haley make you feel when she did that.
Chuck Drivers: Me and the boys frankly felt marginalized, she treated us like a prop, sub human even. Just no sense of human decency at all. Out of desperation I yelled I'd still take her number even though she was a bitch. Nothing bro, no number, no look, she just walked away. We were heart broken.
The Satira: That must be hard, being objectified as scenery and completely debased.
Chuck Drivers: You are telling me, we had to take an hour off and cry and hug it out. How could she be so rude? I still think about it sometimes, I am not sure I will ever be the same.
The Satira: Well we hope that it works out for you guys, we have set up a charity in your honor, there will be other randomly passing by women in your future.
Chuck Drivers: A big fat assed pound me doll?
The Satira: We sure hope so.
Chuck Drivers: I do too.
Reports indicate they had a female coworker with another cat calling incident 2 months prior to this tragedy, but reportedly the woman just got 500 phone numbers and settled down with a guy who was willing to do anything, even completely support her, for any sort of attention from a woman.
The Newark bridge three are currently in therapy, and while progress is slow, healing is happening.
0 comments:
Post a Comment